Dear Suspense,

… aren’t you selfish.
To think you have to turn up now and parade in front of me just when I thought I had everything sorted out – can’t say it’s a pleasure to see you.
Nope, it really isn’t.
I guess you need the attention – but I have to say you may have come to the wrong person seeking it.

I will do my best to ignore you.
I am not sorry for that.

Sincerely,
*I can’t heeeear you!!*